Little known fact: I’m super clumsy and even Belize does not have the answer to that. So I’m waiting for a bus to Belize City, so I rush inside a store to grab me some Doritos, M & M’s, and a Coke for the 2 hour bus ride. In my hurried rush, I forgot to pop the top off the glass coke bottle. So I get on the bus, finish my Doritos and M & M’s, and now face a dilemma: wait 2 hours to drink this ice cold coke or find a way to open it on the bus. I pick the latter. How do I do it? In between the two glass window panes is a small gap just big enough to pop the cap. The only problem is that I have to turn the bottle more horizontal than normal. Low and behold, when I pop the top, I blast 6 bus seats, at least 7 passengers got ‘Coked’, me taking the blunt of the blast. I look over my left shoulder to see two girls in disgust at how I had sprayed them. I gingerly said sorry and turned quickly back around. Thank goodness I got drenched in Coke, because I was asking for a beat down if I didn’t look so pitiful after the incident. So as I look back at the girls I sprayed, I see them signing and I realize they’re deaf! What are the chances! So it was a perfect introduction to starting a conversation and seeing how I knew sign language too, they quickly forgot about the incident. It’s always like that in deaf culture. When you meet someone at random who knows sign language, you’re instant friends. Funny story though, because they said they are coming to the asl assembly Saturday, and I’m the chairman that day and I know all they will be thinking about is: That’s the brother who splashed us!
So I’m in the restroom at the Kingdom Hall and I notice there are 16 spiders with their ‘homes’ built in there! So I’m thinking to myself, ‘Three congregations meet here and not one of them have taken the time to knock down these cobwebs and spiders?’ So after the meeting, I asked the brothers “Do you know how many spiders there are in there?” Instead of answering the question, they said, “What’s the problem? Are you scared of them?” “No, they just don’t belong in there.” They immediately began to burst into laughter without remorse. It was funny and all, but I had to take matters in my own hand and take them all down. I just can’t get used to the spiders.
Although most of the world has already had theirs, our 3 Day Convention was the weekend of October 29 – 31. The convention was held in a covered, but open building in Ladyville. It was interpreted from English to ASL, the first in many years. Here are a few ‘give-or-take statistics’ of the ASL portion of the convention. We had 1300 in attendance, 150 of which supported the ASL, 45% of the talks on the program were interpreted by sisters, 20 deaf, 6 Elders and 4 Ministerial Servants support the 3 congregations, and 20 brothers and sisters from outside the country were on hand.
Initially, I was assigned 3 parts to interpret, but after meeting with the District Convention Overseer twice, I ended up being assigned a total of 7 parts to interpret! I felt completely overwhelmed and had to turn 2 assignments down. Due to the abundance of ASL support back in my congregation in the states, we hardly ever interpret in formal settings, so I felt totally out of place being assigned 7 assignments. I would have hated to have given my first talk on the convention program and realize I have no idea what my hands were interpreting! What is worse, the amount of preparation material we had for interpreting the talks was very limited. Many times, all we knew were the scriptures being used and the theme of the talk. Many of us were interpreting the talks on a first time basis, which is truly a challenge and a disadvantage to the interpreter AND the audience, particularly the deaf. Here were my assignments: Saturday Morning Chairman, the Questions Portion of ‘Answers to Questions about Jehovah’, Full-Time Service Strengthens Your Relationship…, the Symposium on Abraham, and the Symposium on being Appreciative. Honestly, I felt pretty comfortable while interpreting 4 of the 5 talks. The other talk that I felt could have had done better, the friends really supported me afterward. I remember one sister emphasizing, “You did your best, right? Jehovah knows that. We know that. You did a great job.” That was just what I needed to hear. It just goes to show it is not about being long-winded or saying something profound. Sometimes when we express ourselves to someone, all we need is a pat on the back, an ‘I’ve got your back.’
On Saturday, October 30, Superdad(Super D) arrived in Belize! Father n’ Son duo going international! “Go, Baby, Go!” His arrival was at the right time, because not only is the assembly in Ladyville, so is the airport. So a quick dash during intermission to pick him up was no problem. As soon as the afternoon session of the Sunday program completed, we did a Superman move, changed clothes, and jumped in a taxi, 6 deep, and took off for the island of Caye(pronounced ‘Key’) Caulker. I was excited to go to the islands because it was my first recreational activity since I had arrived. So we take a 45 minute water taxi to reach the island. Now let me tell you: if you wanted to know how to slow down time, this island will do it. We walked the island every morning, had King Fish on the bone grilled right in front of us, fresh Lobster and Shrimp on the Barbie, and a great place to stay for $15 a night! The island carried tourists from all over: America, Netherlands, Germans, UK, and Australia. While we were there, we snorkeled the 2nd largest barrier reef in the world, swam with the eels, touched the nurse sharks, and saw varieties of underwater life. Although snorkeling sounds fun and easy, it is not for those who can not swim. Super D stayed in the boat the majority of the time as he just could not get the hang of it. But I guess it makes sense though right? We’ve never seen Superman swim either, have we?
Day 2 on the island takes us to the island of San Pedro, where we rent bikes for the day. We found ourselves sipping on some sweet watermelon juice as we cruised the streets. As mentioned before, the best part of the island trip is time seems to stand still for you while you refresh mind, body, and soul. Have you ever heard someone from New York come down to Georgia and say ‘Everything’s so slow here.” Well the islands take that ‘slow’ thing to a whole new level. We stayed a total of 4 days and 3 nights.
The following weekend, Saturday, November 6, Mom arrives to the Belize Airport! We swoop her up and bring her back to Orange Walk. The following day we head out to Lamanai. Lamanai, named for its abundance of crocodiles, is one of the many Mayan Ruins found in Belize. It is found 30 miles deep in the jungle of the Orange Walk District and many times it is accessed by a boat. So that’s exactly what our families here decided to do. The Hernandez Family of 6, The Jackson Family of 3, and the Lewis Family of 2, all piled into a small pickup truck, loaded up on snacks, fruits, and chicken, and rode to the river. When we got there, we chartered a boat and a tour guide. As our boat surfed the waters for 60 minutes, we saw crocs lurking on the banks, exotic birds that appeased the eyes, rushing wind that squinted our eyes, and laughter that echoed the shores. As we approach the shore, we hear the boisterous, bellowing ricochet of Hollering Monkeys. Their ‘holler’ sounds as though they will be the size of gorilla with ferocious teeth! As we hiked through the woods, we spot several hollering monkeys, only to be surprised that they are the size of the “Curious George” monkey from back in the day! As we hiked Lamanai, we see several ruins the Mayans used for daily life. We climb the highest ruins that was a staggering 300 feet! The climb was so steep there was a rope that we had to use to ascend. The view from the top was impeccable! We could see out for miles all that Jehovah had created in this lush jungle, kept in its natural beauty away from the destruction of man. The air clean, refreshing to the soul.
At the present, we currently have 9 people living in one house, and yet only one bathroom, but somehow when love is in the mix, it doesn’t seem so crowded. The family unit here at the Hernandez House is strong. They should be a Yearbook Story. The do the Family Worship and the WT Study together. The Family Worship impressed me. We were reviewing the assembly program this week and we opened and closed the meeting by singing Kingdom Melodies. Everyone in the family participated in the study, recalling points they enjoyed. We eat almost every meal together if possible. Carolyn, the wife, is the epitome of Proverbs 31. A capable wife in fact; her sons have risen up and pronounced her happy; and a crown upon her husband’s head she is indeed.
Mom and Dad have forever left a mark on the friends of Orange Walk. While we are conducting the field service meeting in ASL in the back room of the Kingdom Hall, my mom and dad are attending the English meeting in the auditorium. You can hear my Dad laughing and talking throughout the entire meeting we had for service! One of the friends looked at me and I simply said, “That’s my Dad!” The friends seemed to really have enjoyed some extra company. Some of the friends have mentioned to me, “Brandon, I really love your Dad. I wish I had a Dad like that. Don’t ever take that for granted. You should be proud.” Others said, “Your mom is so sweet. I really wish they could have stayed longer. We could use a couple like that here.” I appreciated hearing that. Sometimes other people’s viewpoints and expressions can truly be upbuilding for enjoying the blessings Jehovah gives us. Sometimes we only look at what our eyes see and not what others see. It’s important that when we have something positive to share, that we share it with others. ‘A word at its right time is O how good!’ as the Proverbs would have it. You never know how deep a few words can touch a person. I waved my parents goodbye at the airport thinking I was glad to have my space back again, just to find out I missed them as soon as they left my sight.
=="Brrr! I'm Freezing!"==
Temperature: At night, the temperature goes down to a FREEZING 65 degrees and the locals are throwing jackets and sweaters on and cuddling up, and balling up for dear life. My folks and I have been laughing at this because we don't think its cold til we hit those temps of 40 degrees with wind chills in the 20s.
Traditional Food: Rice and beans with stew chicken is one of the most famous dishes you can find out here. The locals can help you find the best in town. With my host family, we eat beans seemingly religiously everyday and they are having their effects. As they say, “Beans, Beans, good for the heart. First you eat ‘em, and then you….” Tacos, garnachas, tostadas, tortas, and tamales are also very popular here. So one night Shadrach, Krrissia, and I are sitting down enjoying some chicken tamales when they ask me… “Americans don’t eat chicken parts, do they?” “What do you mean?” “Well, the feet, gizzards, etc.” At that very moment, I notice I am picking out these little baby bones out the tamales and realize I am eating chicken feet. Indeed, I lost my appetite.
Ketchup: They eat ketchup on everything out here! Rice, Chinese food, chicken, you name it, they put it on it! So I had to see what was up with this fascination with ketchup. I tried it one time and now I’m hooked! If you see me put some ketchup on some green macaroni cheese, don’t say I didn’t warn you. They do not use the infamous Heinz Ketchup either. They use the Grace Ketchup, which is a spicy hot tomato sauce.
Hard Times Cookies: They have some cookies here called Hard Times Cookies and that’s exactly what they taste like: Hard Times. They’re good enough to eat when you have nothing else sweet to eat, but they’re nasty enough to be the last thing you would eat if you had more than one option. They taste like cornbread mixed with cookie dough mixed with biscuits . . . . .”Huh?”. . . . . Yeah that’s what I said.
Hurricane Richard: On Octber 24, a hurricane came through Belize. The brothers and sisters seemed excited to tell me what to expect: ripping winds, floodicious rains(is that a word?), and people rowing in boats down the ROAD from all the flooding. So I was actually anxious to see all this since I’ve never been in a hurricane before. As it turns out, not to make light of a potentially dangerous storm, but I was thoroughly disappointed. A few gusts of wind and sporadic downpours of rain. Cayo got the blunt of the storm, but none of the friends were seriously hurt or killed. 24 families suffered loss to their homes. But thanks to the quick organization of the DRC and volunteers, 70% of the relief work was completed in one week! Jehovah takes care of his people.
P.S. I'm Sick . . . . . Again.